Lana Del Rey's Diaries: Katy Perry

While Lana was signing autographs at the Echo Awards purple carpet, her manager came behind her and asked if she wanted to meet a huge superstar. 

Lana was thrilled to hear what her manager said and she quickly started to walk toward the “superstar” 

When Lana arrived she was disappointed to see what was waiting for her, she turned to her manager and with a deep sarcastic voice she said “Is this suppose to be the “huge superstar”? 

Lana Del Rey was furious! She took a step back and said “Please, Porcelain Black has more talent than this shit!” but she was interrupted by a paparazzi yelling “HUG EATCH OTHER” 

Lana took Katy’s arms and made an evil smile while pouting her lip at the same time. But Lana wasn’t the only one furious, Katy decided to play, she looked at Lana’s dress and said “Aw, I see you went for the poor look, how nice”

  

Katy released her grip that was holding Lana’s arms and she went in for a hug, but Katy wasn’t done, she leaned to Lana’s ear and whispered ”You might have the beauty, but you sing like a seal” 

Lana was determined to have the last word so she got closer to Katy’s cheek and whispered back “At least I don’t look like a seal”. 

Lana pushed away from the talentless smurf and she walked away proudly.